IRRECONCILIABLE DIFFERENCES

One day a couple of 45 years came from the local Social Welfare Office to have their family disputes settled. While on the way home, they quarreled to the point that they agreed to divide the children among themselves. they have 4 boys and four girls. "If that is the way you want, I will agree' but I will select my share first before you will get yours,"said the husband. "Okey", said the wife. Getting two of the most handsome and two of the most beautiful, the wife was furious with her left-overs, when out of her outburst of emotion, she said " Why did you select those which are not really yours."