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The 3 Patients

The 3 Patients

IRRECONCILIABLE DIFFERENCES

One day a couple of 45 years came from the local Social Welfare Office to have their family disputes settled. While on the way home, they quarreled to the point that they agreed to divide the children among themselves. they have 4 boys and four girls. "If that is the way you want, I will agree' but I will select my share first before you will get yours,"said the husband. "Okey", said the wife. Getting two of the most handsome and two of the most beautiful, the wife was furious with her left-overs, when out of her outburst of emotion, she said " Why did you select those which are not really yours."

Buayahan-A Killer Child

A child was born to Peter and Meriam. When the barrio hilot gave the child to her mother and placed it over her abdomen, she quickly said to the couple, "This child will give misery to the family. Why, was the anxious answer of the mother. The barrio hilot said, " it is unfortunate that on her first birthday of the child, her Lola will die, on her fifth birthday, pointing to the mother, you will die and before her tenth birthday, the father will also die. True to the prediction, the Lola and the mother of the child died. On the 10th birthday, even if there was quite a rejoicing of the family as there was a birthday celebration of his child, the father was so restless in the house that prompted those around to ask, why are you upset. He told everyone in the house that he will die soon as predicted by the barrio hilot. All of the sudden, there was wailing in the neighborhood. when news broke that it was his close compadre Johnny who died in the locality, he breathe a sigh of relief, "Salamat sa Diyos, hindi ako ang namatay." Did you get the story behind. Whose child was "Buaya-the Killer child"